“you shouldn’t be depressed, people have it worse than you”
finally, after years of searching, the person with the worst life ever is found. formally, they are granted permission to be sad. but only them. only they have earned it. no sads for anyone else at all ever
I swear, I will do this every single time one of my little brothers graduates from somewhere.
(Source: tastefullyoffensive)
how to give a good handjob
- bop it
- pull it
- twist it
(Source: boymeetsworldsubs)
I cannot stop laughing LMFAO!!!
I hate money
Without money there would be so much less conflict, nothing would be grade dependent, people could do what made them happy without having to worry about how they are going to survive. Without the need for money I wouldn’t be going to university and putting myself through these A-levels. Without money I feel like I’d be a lot happier; lots of people would.
(Source: storyofmylifeyo)
nothing grape flavored is flavored like grapes it’s just flavored like other grape flavored things and this is why I have trust issues
FUN FACT: Grape artificial flavor was the first artificial flavor created, by accident. That means that some guy decided, “Whoa, this smells a lot like grapes,” and now everyone pretends it’s grape-y, too…
It tastes like an accident
(Reblogged from sinningblade)
i just saw a post like “kids these days dont even know what a vhs is” like why do people think kids of modern day dont know about past events like i know what fucking morse code is but i dont use it to order a pizza
THANK YOU FOR THIS
when i was little i learned what schizophrenia was from TV and for a while i was really afraid because i thought i had it since i always heard my own voice in my head so finally i told a doctor and he informed me that what i was experiencing was called thinking.
(Source: dysphoriadaughter)
