1. neptunain:

    i know you want to kill hitler, and we’re gonna do that! but it’s my time machine. so first, we go back to ‘96 and see space jam in theaters.

    (via fionna-andcake)

     

    1. This girl in front of me is complaining that Leonardo DiCaprio has never won a Grammy.
    2. And here I am just hoping he gets an Oscar.
    3. I guess some people just have expectations.
     
  2. breadking1313:

    good to know he did something while in office 

    (via supersexyawesomeness)

     
  3. alittle-lost-in-supernaturalpark:

    garfunklez:

    iraffiruse:

    Frozach Submitted

    i love how they end this mind blowing experience with lindsay lohan

    (via highfivesandfloatingvibes)

     
  4. Book Quotes: Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

    (Source: excepttheeyes, via hogwartskidsproblems)

     

  5. mountainashes:

    trying to make time-sensitive plans with someone who doesn’t text back quickly

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    (via notplatesnotcups)

     

  6. queensbian:

    queensbian:

    What was Zeus’s stripper name?

    Greece Lightning.

    (via kaibas-enormous-ballsack)

     

  7. unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

    THE HEAD OF DISNEY JUST ANNOUNCED THEYRE MAKING A SEQUEL TO THE INCREDIBLES

    image

    (via jesusspinkman)

     
  8. messiahsam:

    Jared describes Jensen in 3 words [x]

    (Source: subsam, via trextshirt)

     
     

  9. How every high school movies goes

    1. New kid: become friends with the nerd
    2. Nerd: shows new kid around school
    3. New kid: OMG WHO IS THAT *popular kid*
    4. Nerd: yOu'lL nEveR haVe a ChanCe
    5. New kid: they get together
     
  10. motionburnsthemood:

    Abandoned Amusement Park in New Orleans

    (Source: long-live-the-alex-and-the-brave, via vicforprez)

     
  11. wetheurban:

    PHOTOGRAPHY: NASA Releases Set of Real Life ‘Gravity’ Images

    On Sunday, just a few hours before science fiction thriller Gravity would win a whopping seven Academy Awards, NASA tweeted a set of pictures showing what life in space really looks like.

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    (via bethrevis)

     

  12. partybarackisinthehousetonight:

    my dad’s the best at hide and seek. it’s been 16 years and i still haven’t found him

    (Source: partybarackisinthehousetonight, via first-chain)

     

  13. pitchblackglow:

    I got 20 chicken nuggets 10 for me and 10 for me

    (via variationsofgrey)

     

  14. succulentthighs:

    Do you ever just like flex your foot wrong and it cramps and you’re just like this is it, this is how it ends 

    (Source: pheberoni, via alangwiggy)